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I stick cheerios in random places but other than that I'm normal
I will STEAL your BLANKET when you're not looking
I don't have any kids and this is all I ever talk about
You'd better be ok with my hedgehog (he is violent)
DO NOT stay home past 10pm
I'll eat your shoes but its ok ill buy you new ones
I'll make nine pies out of you if you decline my invite
but before we get into that I want to talk about today's sponsor, honey. honey is a fr
I need to use the room from 9am to 8pm as space to film my upcoming Netflix documentary but other than that I keep to myself
you should come be my roommate im not the snogbaggler in fact ill help protect you from the snogbaggler just come be my roommate please
I... am Steve.