Why we made this virus
This virus was made essentially to be really funny. The virus is programmed in such a way that when it breaks your computer, it will do so in a very humorous way. Since the creation of our virus, world funniness has nearly gone up by 50%.
The first person to think of this virus was probably a "person" who decided everyone in the world wasnt funny enough, so any and all serious information wasn't very funny (and therefore useless). It set out to make something that would destroy serious information, making the only thing for people to do being funny.
How did we get the virus to do all these things?
This is actually a well guarded trade secret hidden deep under the ice of Europa, but the simple version is we simply created a new coding language that allows us to make the virus do whatever we want.
The virus' code can actually be accessed (while it is trolling your computer), so it would technically be considered open source. However, there is no program capable of compiling it other than the one that you can only get with the virus. Furthermore, the programming language the virus is written in is not recognized by any programmer outside of our organization.
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