This website is installing a virus onto your computer

FAQ:

• Why are we installing a virus onto your computer?
  We install viruses onto users' computers for a multitude of reasons. Your antivirus might be too cocky, or we think you might've needed one. However, the most common reason that we install viruses onto computers is for trolling purposes.
• What does the virus do?
  The virus that we are installing on your computer is specifically made to overload your CPU and cause permanent physical damage to your hard drive.
• "But that's not how viruses w-"
  ok we don't care
• Can I stop the virus?
  no.
• How long do I have before the virus is installed?
  This virus will take up to 4 minutes to install and 8-10 additional minutes to troll you. (This may take more time on slower machines)
• How do you sleep at night?
  We don't. we are up 24/7 distributing more copies of the virus onto people's computers.

We will let you know once the virus finishes being installed on your computer. If you would like to get in contact with us, stand on the rooftop of your house and scream the secret password 5 times and a semi-mystical crow will arrive with a scroll on which to write us.