Reviews for tHe virus (trolled!)

How to submit a review:

Submitting a review for the virus is an easy and simple process. All you have to do is take the following steps.

Get in contact with us. You can find out how on our Home Page.
Use the scroll to write (IN LARGE PRINT) that you will be attending our next tri-annual company meeting. Many people assume that the meeting will take place in London, England, but actually it is at the place that is geographically farthest from London, England.
Punch Mark Zuckerburg (get photo evidence).
Dress as the most annoying person in your life at the time and venture to the meeting location.
When you get to the meeting, write your name and review on the door with a dry erase marker and circle it.
Slide your photo evidence of the zucker punch under the door.
your review will be posted if we roll a 4.

What your review should contain:

A short description of what the virus did
Some things that will not be posted but we need.
- Your full address
- The name of your firstborn (if you do not have children then use the default name "Bori(s)")
- Your favorite number
- The college that you would break into if given the chance
- Any other viruses you may have had experience with

Current Posted Reviews:

Peter G.: This virus was installed on my computer and within a matter of minutes I was trolled. 5 stars.
Gerald: Well the photos of my infant son were lost in the virus attack but I sure did get got. Well done.
Joe B.: Within seconds I was aware that there was a virus being installed on my computer. Through this company's easy contact system I was able to find out what I should do to assist the virus in its goals.
Bill C.: The virus made quick work of my 2TB of lifesaving medical information. This is by far the most efficient virus that has ever been installed on my computer.
Nass T.: I was totally surprised at the virus's ability to cause melting of my computer's components in a matter of minutes. 5/5 I could fry an egg on my PC.
Jah N.: I was initially skeptical as to why there was so much hype for this virus. When I finally got the popup I was ready to be disappointed by an overhyped virus. Boy was I wrong. The virus's overheating of my CPU caused my house to catch on fire, and I now owe the bank 500,000 dollars. Pure genius, 10/10 would reccomend.
Steve N.: uh, I don't understand the question.
Monk E.: I had been using hammers to destroy computers up until I discovered this virus. This is so much faster!
John J. J. S.: I used this virus to make my computer explode so I didn't have to clean my room. Perfect result, would recommend.
Boom R.: wife and kids
Theodore K.: I love it so much it destroys technology so fast ill take 10
Mike R.: Yeah this virus is just wonderful, there's nothing funnier. I laughed so hard that the police were called.
jackson: yeah sure the virus was cool but what's with this "wife and kids" fucker? has nothing to do with the virus and is just basically "short unrelated phrase = funny". Very lazy for the review posters to post this one.
Eugene K.: Spongebob me boy ive installed this virus and it blew up my computer leaving a crater the size of rhode island and now we are considered international terrorists agagaggaagagaggagaggag
James G.: This virus was able to destroy my computer seconds before the FBI showed up. Wonderful.
Joe M.: I literally want to know how you put this virus on my computer without me seeing. I was looking at my computer the whole time and at no point did I see anything enter my computer.
Ryan A.: The cops came and tried to inspect my computer but it had this virus and when they showed up my computer could be comparable to primordial ooze.
Anthony G.: wait what do i put here
Goof E.: GUYS! THIS VIRUS IS SO COOL! IT TOOK ALL OF .000000322485 PICOSECONDS TO MELT MY WHOLE FREAKING NEIGHBORHOOD!!! SO! COOL!!!!
Ned: I love this virus. It's so good that my computer required an ancient wizard to even be safe to view.