About us (the ones installing an antivirus on your computer)

Why we made this antivirus

This antivirus was made essentially to be really unfunny. The virus is programmed in such a way that when it saves your computer, it will do so in a very non-humorous way. Since the creation of our antivirus, world funniness has nearly gone down by 50%.

The first person to think of this virus was a guy named Bill, who decided everyone in the world was too funny, so any and all serious information wasn't very funny (and therefore useful). He set out to make something that would destroy funny information, making the only thing for people to do being serious.

How did we get the antivirus to do all these things?

The antivirus goes and finds the viruses and shoots them with a gun.

The antivirus' code can actually be accessed (while it is saving your computer), so it would technically be considered open source. However, there are plenty of programs capable of compiling it other than the one that you can only get with the antivirus. Furthermore, the programming language the virus is written in is recognized by every programmer outside of our organization.


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