This website is installing an antivirus onto your computer

FAQ:

• Why are we installing an antivirus onto your computer?
  We install antiviruses onto users' computers for a multitude of reasons. Your viruses might be too cocky, or we think you might've needed one. However, the most common reason that we install antiviruses onto computers is to prevent trolling.
• What does the antivirus do?
  The antivirus that we are installing on your computer is specifically made to find all the viruses and shoot them with a gun.
• "But that's not how antiviruses w-"
  ok? when did I ask?
• Can I stop the antivirus?
  yes.
• How long do I have before the antivirus is installed?
  This antivirus will take up to 3 minutes to install and 90 additional minutes to un-troll you. (This may take more time on slower machines)
• How do you sleep at night?
  With a blanket, presumably.

We will let you know once the antivirus finishes being installed on your computer. If you would like to get in contact with us, send us an email. It's simple.